PLEASE FUCK ME T-SHIRT

This ain't your average tee.
This unisex classic shirt is 100% cotton and 100% dope. It’s got that clean fit with crisp edges, so you’ll look sharp without even trying. Perfect for stacking under your streetwear fits, or rockin’ solo if you're feelin' yourself. Bonus: it’s trendy AF right now.

Details (aka the nerdy stuff):

• 100% real-ass cotton

• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% poly (still comfy)

• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% poly

• Heather colors: 50/50 cotton & poly blend

• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (that’s solid)

• Open-end yarn (IDK what it means, but it’s good)

• No side seams = smoother look

• Neck and shoulders are taped up – no sagging here

• Double stitching on sleeves & hem ‘cause we don’t do weak stuff

• Sourced from cool spots like Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, DR, Bangladesh, and Mexico

Heads up:

• The White tee might look more off-white IRL (don’t trip, it’s still clean)

• The “Natural” color got some random dark specks – totally normal, chill

BTW:
We only make your shirt once you click “buy” – no mass production BS. Yeah, it takes a bit longer to ship, but that’s how we keep it eco-friendly and not waste a bunch of stuff. So thanks for not being a wasteful jerk 😎